Two-night Staycation 10km Away From Home

I'm actually quite bullshit in meeting my promises. Most of the time, it will turn out to be empty ones (maybe that's indication on why I can't get myself a man?)

So, here I am with a two night staycation in a colonial themed hotel just 10km away from home. While it is not that far away, it still feels like a holiday. God, how long has it been since I last got a holiday? (probably never?)

Anyway, at least now I am home away from home and found time to start writing on this space again. By the way Merry Christmas my fags and hags reading this! Anyone wants a hot Santa? I do!

Alone in a hotel with no bars held against me and I'm writing a blog post. How lifeless can I be? Truth be told, I am waiting to see if my date will turn up tonight. We arranged to meet today since two months back, but I couldn't help but shake the feeling that he would not show.

So I found this guy on Grindr (how romantic) about six months back, right before he flew back to Macau. No, he's not a Macanese. He just works there. He's a local Malaysian Chinese man in his late 30s who happen to be back in town for a holiday.

That's how I met him online and also why I am meeting him now (he's back for Christmas).

So this guy (Let's call him Niko? Don't ask why) met up for a quick chat at my place yesterday. It was an impromptu thing since he lived near my place. Not what you are imagining (yes, I know you perverted minds). Nothing happened yet. Well, there was the quick make out session and groping but nothing went further because he had to leave to meet his family.

Anyway, this morning I got a text from him saying that he is 'sick'. First alarm rang. Normally someone who suddenly text you in the morning and says he is 'sick' on the day you are supposed to meet, that means he is probably trying to find an excuse to cancel.

Trust me: it's the oldest trick in the book. I personally used it a few times (karma?). Well, to be fair, the guys I bailed on were those who does not match how they look like or sound like via chat. Complete opposites that turned me off. If there's one thing I hate, it is those who fake a personality and how they look like to trap fools like me. Hah! Fat chance!

But I can say that I never lie about my own stats and looks. I never promise you a hot, six packed, chiseled face model looking man. I am just myself. No filter. No deception.

So here I am. Waiting to see if Niko will turn up or will he bail. Maybe he was really sick. Here's to wishful thinking that I am wrong and he is sick.

Anyhow, with an empty hotel room with a doorless bath. I was hoping to get a little down and dirty. Okay. Not a little, a lot!

So that's my weekend. How's everyone else? Doing great post Christmas? Anyone got a hot lay? Manage to hung any wreaths to your backdoor?

Were you a good reindeer and let Santa ride you all night long? (vice versa)

Do share with me as I am bored out of my mind now. (Listening to Korean music is just plain depressing)


Love you fags and hags out there. Have a jolly holiday!
Yours Queerly xoxo

People Like Us - Gay blogs you need to follow

Happy Monday, my loves! Though I am sure, like me, you would rather do anything or anyone else to care about work. Hence, I am writing on my blog instead of the ten stories that I have to finish up by Wednesday. I know, FML.

On a depressing Monday like this, what better things to do than to go through your blog feeds and look for new posts by your favorite bloggers?

Here is a few of my favorite gay reads:

1. The Single Life of a Manhattan Homo - To me, this is the father of all gay blogs: a successful gay writer, Mark Brennan Rosenberg, with his most interesting and exciting life and in my city of dreams nonetheless, NEW YORK!
2. Bedtime Stories - Adventures of a gay doctor. A fantastic writer and one of the few like Mark (Manhattan Homo) who writes stories in their blogs, rather than random posts with a million grammatical errors and nonsensical sentence structures.
3. Fable Frog - I find it quite the interesting read. Even though I have only read the most recent post on his dream of gang raping - oh how dirty and fabulous!
4. Ranting of the Boy (Park in Reverse) - Again, I have only screened through a few post but I am loving this gaysian in Melbourne (my former home), like the latest post on gay relationships!
5. Strictly Gay - This blog is the gay lifestyle and culture blog to follow. Who better to go for when you need reviews on food, culture and lifestyle, than to go to a gay. From facial care, gadgets, food to film, you have it all in a gay POI - which is what we, the Gays need in Malaysia. A gay lifestyle guide.

So there you have it. Some of my regular haunts now (the links are not put in any form ranking, I love them all). I have more in my arsenal but I have only bookmarked them for now and don't have time to read through them yet. I will post them up when the time comes.

A special mention to Manhattan Homo because I love him so much that I practically dive into the archives and read every single post available. It took me a few days to read but it was all worth it.

And now my stalking continues on to Bedtime Stories, I have read up till April 2005 and I have eight more years to go!

I am such a proud stalker, but I blame it on my obsessive nature in reading nurtured by my sister.

Oh! On the side note, don't you think Kelly Clarkson's new song, "People Like Us" is actually meant for people like us. The homos and co. The LGBTIs!

Anyway, enjoy the suggested reads and I will go back to Bedtime Stories for another hour before slaving myself at work.

Love you fags and hags out there. Have a good weekend.
Yours Queerly xoxo

One-sided phone sex with a celebrity on Grindr

So I had recently talked about the art of texting and calling, and a few nights after, I actually had a phone sex session.

This was with a certain celebrity/model who visited from Taiwan - think 6 feet over, toned and with scruffy facial hair - totally hot!

He was a gentleman and we had been texting each other for a while on Grindr. It was all innocent talk at first. The sweetest ever. 

Something about western educated Asian men that makes them such sweethearts who actually cares about you and have proper conversations. Yours Queerly had a little crush on him now and so I started stalking his social media accounts and watched his Youtube videos.
When I messaged him initially on Grindr, I had no idea he was someone famous.  The profile photo taken a few years back before he toned up - he was on the skinny side in the photo.

After texting for awhile, the Model (that's his nickname) told me that he has "been in modeling here and there" around Canada and US but he is based in Taiwan now.

For a while, I thought he was one of those struggling models around L.A but on the week after, I shared his photo with my colleague, and she told me who he actually is.

Now, at first I thought he was a catfish - using some fake photo and profile but I had called him beforehand and when I match the voice with the videos I found of his interview on Youtube, it matches almost 90%.

Well, despite the suspicion, I decided to believe that he is indeed said celebrity. After all, even though it might be fake, it turns out to be a good fantasy for this queer here.

So one night when I was bored, I called him for a chat (mainly because he has such a sexy accent), and like usual, it was normal talk until he mentioned he is kind of horny lying in bed naked.

 Soon after, I hear a little moaning and with little teasing, he was breathing heavily and started muttering words like damn and fuck.

I, myself, am not a phone sex kind of guy but I went ahead and dirty talk with him as he wanked off like he's going to war. While he is going to Happy Happy land, I was just there fully clothed and not actually doing much.

He, on the other hand, was in full blown horny mood and after 20 minutes of sex talk involving how I should blow him and what he wants to do to me, he blew his wad. Towards the end,  I find phone sex not as awkward as it could be. It was interesting and I did get stirred up a little but not to a point of wanking.

So after the hot session, he said good night and according to him, "is leaving his cum on his body and only cleaning up tomorrow as he was tired".

So there we have it. My first phone sex experience.

And happy to say, after that call, I have plenty of imagination material in my head and let's just say it was a good night sleep for Yours Queerly.

Oh and he sent me a photo of post wanking of his body, which I am not sharing. He is my fantasy and not for you.

Love you fags and hags out there.
Yours Queerly xoxo